redstonedust:

it’s usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

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tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

My special talent is that I can draw connections between anything. Which is good for literary analysis but also makes me socially weird

Most skills that are conducive to writing and writing related activities also make you socially weird

(via pseud0-nymph)

depsidase:

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funstyle:

im really in a bad place i hope the sun doesnt start setting crazy early at like 4pm. i said i hope the sun doesnt set early at like 4pm that would be bad for me

(via captainherasyndulla)

apocryphics:

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thebelchers:

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kosmogrl:

kosmogrl:

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I’m getting my shit together

(via teamhawkeye)

dogpuppy:

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wrightpoppy:

MEAN GIRLS
2004 — dir. Mark Waters

(via chandlersbong)

catherinebunnington:

nosimpincurly:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev’s bank account

(via rawdoggingcardinals)